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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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