I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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