He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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