the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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