Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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