is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Success! We fucked roommates!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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