"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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