the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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