dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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