More tranny stories later!
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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