Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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