I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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