I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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