he puts the penis in happiness.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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