She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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