I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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