He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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