And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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