Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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