I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Randomize
