ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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