Umm I'm too high to move.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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