I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
So vagazzling was a success
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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