I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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