i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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