Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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