Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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