i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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