My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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