You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
The adults are the big ones right?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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