I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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