i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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