Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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