already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
be right there i have to get my cape
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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