she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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