If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Mom said you looked used
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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