So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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