I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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