Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I wear drunk well.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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