I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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