I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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