So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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