So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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