I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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