Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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