dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Randomize
