everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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