For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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