When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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