Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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