He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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