Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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