dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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